July 29th, 2007
My bloated corpse is worth more than Phobia’s
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July 29th, 2007
why my girlfriend is the bestest in the world (and link to every epi of itchy and scratchy)
(17:57:16) me: http;//www.dailymotion.com/video/x1zio5_all-episodes-of-itchy-scratchy-show
(17:58:57) Her: lol nice
17:59
(17:59:12) me: reason #115 why you love me forever
(17:59:56) her: you’ll never tear my skin off and use me as a tent?
(18:00:10) me: I ain’t promisin’ nothing
(18:00:15) her: O.o
(18:00:22) me: hey
(18:00:29) me: you never know is all I’m sayin
(18:03:17) her: hmm, mental note to always make sure there’s a real tent handy
May 22nd, 2007
More video from Me at work
Time to retire OLE (the old email system), and as such, time to retire the old OLE sombrero. My question is, why am I always wearing the red tshirt in these things… and why are explosions and fire ALWAYS involved… oh well click the MORE button and view it like the mindless automaton droids you are… (more…)
May 10th, 2007
Thank you India
I’ve long been a outspoken opponent of IT outsourcing. Be it a view living in conflict of interest as I am, myself, a American IT guy, parental influences from my father the staunch union man, or just general xenophobia, I’ve pretty much held firm. I could see POSSIBLy outsourcing design (I waited till I had my Surface to Air to Disgruntled Designer missiles installed on the roof of my condo before posting this), or something else trivial (Did I mention they had depleted uranium payloads?). But for anything of any merit, no way.
February 24th, 2007
Fuck Freenode
This is why I hate Freenode.
February 15th, 2007
My freaking hero.
This was originally posted on Craigslist, but I’ve decided to mirror it here. I abso-freaking-lutely love this. I don’t know who this guy is, but he rocks.
February 15th, 2007
Romanticism
Now, all those that know me realize I’m about as romantic as a prison rapist, if not less so… but something about this didn’t strike me as right. Someone please tell me if I’m off here.
July 16th, 2006
Instant Celebrity.
When you’re my size, you tend to draw crowds. People asking weird questions, etc. As such, you get celebrity status rather quickly, as EVERYONE knows you. SOMETIMES, it works in my favor. (more…)
July 10th, 2006
Trollboy’s Guide for Caring for the Elderly
Well, my folks drove in from ohio to visit and see the Hot Vegas Action, here’s what I learned;
July 5th, 2006
Fear and Loathing in Columbus Ohio
My plane from vegas stumbled into the Columbus Airport in much the same way most of her passengers stumbled out of casinos mere moments before boarding. Upon arriving I was picked up by my long time friend and worst enemy Ben. We arrived at my hotel, checked in and went to play pool. I was remarking to him how nostolgic I was already for the state of my birth, as well as how I missed partying in its capital. “I miss that night sky, the environment, and that crazy homeless man”, I told him pointing to the homeless man dancing in the street in the next lane baptising himself with the contents of a water bottle. Further down the street we look back to see a jeep take a corner too fast and knocked the homeless man what appeared to be stone dead. Oh, said I, this starts the week off to a good start. *shudder* The next morning I awoke and swore at my misfortune. Waking up is always so depressing. The hotel failed in calling for wake up call and I was awakened by Phobia’s shrill voice asking where the f*** I was. In a costume change that would make playboy Bruce Wayne and his young ward Dick Grayson envious, what is WITH thier androgynous relationship anyway? Well homo-erotic golden age comics aside; I arrived just in time to run my first game, and to follow suite with with my fellow GM’s, I’ll rattle them off one at a time (warning, long article, I ran ALOT of games);