Book Description
PHP is an open source, server-side HTML-embedded web-scripting language for creating dynamic web pages. Outside of being
browser-independent, it offers a simple and universal cross-platform solution for e-commerce, complex web, and database-driven
applications.
Professional PHP4 will teach you how to ignore the good intentions of the open source movement and twist them to your own
twisted means. This book teaches the fine art of bastardry a long with how to get out of paying child support no matter what
a blood test shows. It really doesn't teach PHP at all, unless you consider the chapter PHP for the elderly. In that
case PHP stands for Power Headbased Punches.
What does this book cover?
Disposing of a body.
How to kill a man quickly, who just caught you fucking his wife, BEFORE HE HAS A CHANCE TO SHOOT YOU!
What candies to use to lure children into your white unmarked van.
How to trick stupid users in #php into typing rm -rf / in thier shell accounts while logged in as root.
The fine art of mean, spiteful kicks and bans.
Manipulating phpB to make fun of other user's genitalia
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